What a blog can do.

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1. be small.
2. be old.
3. be ugly.
4. have typos.
5. have coffee stains.
6. have articles with half-sentences as titles.
7. have listicles.
8. be left alone.
9. never be deleted.
10. be personal.
11. gender fluently.
12. let the fives be straight.
13. be uninteresting for others.
14. have exactly one reader.
15. be SEO-unoptimized.
16. not have to do anything, be allowed to do a lot.
17. shit on fashion.
18. shit oneself fashionably.
19. be a playground.
20. be like a kitchen table with empty beer bottles and a full ashtray.
21. wake up one morning from uneasy dreams and find oneself transformed in one’s bed into a monstrous vermin.
22. not shut up.
23. to shut up once.
24. delete idiotic comments. Freedom of speech doesn’t apply here.
25. have coffee stains.
26. go like that. It goes.
27. see what happens.
28. sound.
29. have construction site GIFs.
30. go on holiday and simply stop uploading pictures.
31. be accessible via https.
32. be jealous of YouTube money.
33. have streamer luck.
34. be upbeat.
35. be a loudspeaker.
36. block.
37. block blockades.
38. jump over every piece.
39. amuse.
40. make sad.
41. document.
42. calibrate.
43. centrifuge.
44. just do yourself and others a favor.
45. just do it.
46. contain the recipe for a successful coexistence.
47. save democracy.
48. be really good internet.
49. be the best social media there is.
50. smash Nazis.
51. include football reports from the local league.
52. complain loudly about the intarrwebz.
53. have their very own visual language.
54. discuss photographed faxes in a podcast and later send them out as a newsletter.
55. just makes the penny drop.
56. have too many plugins installed.
57. 404 – the list item could not be found.
58. Please contact your webmaster.
59. have an activated comment function.

Translated by DeepL and some gut feelings. If you find mistakes or you have suggestions how to make that list better, please also find the comment section below. Thank you.